Did Jesus Have a Secret Sex Life?

It may surprise people how much of a role sex plays in Christianity’s origin story. Or rather, the lack of it. There’s the “Immaculate Conception” and “Virgin Birth” unsullied by that “Original Sin” in the Garden of Eden. And why is Jesus presented as having no sexuality at all? Born of a virgin, he remains a virgin himself. Or so the Church would have the world believe. Did the Church propagate the idea that Jesus was celibate because the opposite is true? Could Jesus’ sex life be one of the world’s best-kept secrets?